The financial markets have been extremely volatile lately, and as we step into March 2025, traders and investors are looking for clear directions. The past week saw major indices struggle, gold and Bitcoin take a surprising hit, and crude oil … Read the rest

Walks into a temple, donates ₹100 with full devotion.
“Bhagwanji, bless me with a Mercedes!”
Five minutes later, at a street vendor’s stall—
“Baba, ek rupee bhi zyada nahi dunga!”
Moral: Charity is only for impressing the gods, not … Read the rest

Steals at work, overcharges people, evades taxes. But once a month, donates a coconut at the temple.
“Bhagwan sab maaf kar dega!”
Gives a big laddu to Ganpati and confidently declares, “My business will boom now!”
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Zooms past a red light, no seatbelt, overtaking like it’s a Fast & Furious scene…
But don’t worry—there’s a Hanuman sticker on the dashboard, so nothing can go wrong!
“Arre, Hanumanji sambhal lenge!”
(But wears a helmet only when police … Read the rest

Tuesday: “Bhai, no chicken today! It’s Hanumanji’s day!”
Wednesday: “Let’s make up for yesterday—extra tandoori platter, please!”
Bonus points if they say, “Bro, I was protein deficient for one day—gotta compensate!”

Moral: Because Bhakti works like … Read the rest

Monday to Wednesday: “Bro, shots!”
Thursday: “No alcohol today, it’s Guruvar! Respect Brihaspati!”
Friday: “Ok, now let’s make up for yesterday’s ‘loss’ – bottoms up!”

Moral: If you skip whiskey for one day, your spiritual credits get

Monday to Saturday: Gossip, cheat, lie, overcharge people, and eat junk.
Sunday: “I’m fasting for Surya Dev—my sins are reset!”
Moral: Because one day of “good karma” cancels six days of nonsense, right?

The ‘Spiritual Math’ That

Imagine walking into a grand buffet, filled with hundreds of dishes, but instead of appreciating the variety, you pick just the desserts and proudly declare, “This is the complete meal!” Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, welcome to the world of Selective … Read the rest

Introduction

Understanding oneself is the foundation of understanding the world. The great wisdom traditions—Psychology, Jyotish (Vedic Astrology), and Taoism—converge on this truth: Inner peace arises when we let go of ego, desires, and attachments.

Lao Tzu, the ancient Taoist sage, … Read the rest

“Bhai, sab paap Ganga mein baha diye!” – and now I’m back to my usual business of lying, cheating, and cutting corners. But don’t worry, next year, another dip in the Ganges will reset my karma balance!

Jyotish Insight:

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