The Karma of Speech: How Speaking ill of Others Affects Your Life & Future – Dharma Short-Cut
12Mar

The Karma of Speech: How Speaking ill of Others Affects Your Life & Future – Dharma Short-Cut

To analyze speaking ill of others and its karmic consequences in Jyotish, we need to correlate it with specific divisional charts, past life karma, and pending karma, along with its manifestation in the current life. Divisional Charts for Speech and Its Karma Which Karma Manifests in Current Life? Speaking ill of others results in Pending […]

Heart Attacks, BP & Bypass Surgery: Astrological Combinations & Remedies
11Mar

Heart Attacks, BP & Bypass Surgery: Astrological Combinations & Remedies

(From Ayur Jyotish Volume 2 ) Heart problems have become very common these days. High BP, heart attacks, blockages, bypass surgeries, and stents—almost every family has someone facing heart issues. But can astrology predict heart diseases before they happen? Yes. In Jyotish, the heart is ruled by specific planets and houses, and if we know […]

Weekly Market Prediction (Technical + Astrological) – March 10–14, 2025 (IST)
09Mar

Weekly Market Prediction (Technical + Astrological) – March 10–14, 2025 (IST)

Overview: This report provides a combined technical and astrological outlook for the upcoming week’s financial markets. We cover Gold (XAU/USD), key Forex pairs (EUR/USD, GBP/USD, USD/JPY, AUD/USD), Bitcoin (BTC/USD), and the Indian Stock Market (Nifty50). Each section includes technical analysis using RSI, Fibonacci levels, Moving Averages, and Bollinger Bands, alongside astrological insights (Moon transits, Nakshatras, […]

The Dharma for Convenience Logic – Dharma Short-Cut
04Mar

The Dharma for Convenience Logic – Dharma Short-Cut

Refuses to perform Pind Daan for ancestors.“Arre bhai, wo sab nahi karna! What’s the point of all these old rituals?”But when it comes to Lakshmi Pooja, suddenly, full enthusiasm—elaborate setup, detailed rituals, and multiple rounds of aarti.“Lakshmi ko khush rakho, paisa aayega!”Moral: Dharma is only remembered when it brings direct benefits.The ‘Selective Spirituality’ Mentality Some […]

The Temple Selfie Punya Package – Dharma Short-Cut
03Mar

The Temple Selfie Punya Package – Dharma Short-Cut

Visits a temple, clicks a selfie in front of the deity, uploads with the caption—”Feeling Blessed.”Spends five minutes getting the perfect filter, checking likes, and replying to comments.On the way out, a hungry beggar asks for food. Completely ignores him and walks away.Moral: Because apparently, the more likes on the post, the more punya earned!The […]

The Mantra Fix for Every Problem – Dharma Short-Cut
02Mar

The Mantra Fix for Every Problem – Dharma Short-Cut

Runs a scam business, overcharges clients, manipulates people.No worries—just chant “Om Namah Shivaya” 108 times, and you’re instantly pure!If a business deal is stuck, just do one extra round of japa—”Jaldi kaam ho jaye, toh ek aur jaap kar leta hoon!”Moral: Because mantras are like cheat codes in life’s video game—chant once, unlock punya instantly!The […]

Stock Market Astrology: Nifty 50, Bitcoin, Gold, Forex & Crude Oil Prediction – March 3–7, 2025
01Mar

Stock Market Astrology: Nifty 50, Bitcoin, Gold, Forex & Crude Oil Prediction – March 3–7, 2025

The financial markets have been extremely volatile lately, and as we step into March 2025, traders and investors are looking for clear directions. The past week saw major indices struggle, gold and Bitcoin take a surprising hit, and crude oil continue its downward slide. With global economic events lined up and significant planetary movements taking […]

The Selective Charity Scam – Dharma Short-Cut
01Mar

The Selective Charity Scam – Dharma Short-Cut

Walks into a temple, donates ₹100 with full devotion.“Bhagwanji, bless me with a Mercedes!”Five minutes later, at a street vendor’s stall—“Baba, ek rupee bhi zyada nahi dunga!”Moral: Charity is only for impressing the gods, not for helping humans.The “Charity with a Hidden Agenda” Mentality For many, charity is not about helping others but about securing […]

Bribing the Gods with Coconut and Sweets – Dharma Short-Cut
28Feb

Bribing the Gods with Coconut and Sweets – Dharma Short-Cut

Steals at work, overcharges people, evades taxes. But once a month, donates a coconut at the temple.“Bhagwan sab maaf kar dega!”Gives a big laddu to Ganpati and confidently declares, “My business will boom now!”Moral: Apparently, punya works like a bribe—the bigger the donation, the faster the clearance.The ‘Spiritual Transaction’ Mindset Some people treat Dharma like […]

The Bhagwan Will Save Me Shortcut – Dharma Short-Cut
27Feb

The Bhagwan Will Save Me Shortcut – Dharma Short-Cut

Zooms past a red light, no seatbelt, overtaking like it’s a Fast & Furious scene…But don’t worry—there’s a Hanuman sticker on the dashboard, so nothing can go wrong!“Arre, Hanumanji sambhal lenge!”(But wears a helmet only when police are nearby!Moral: Because divine insurance covers reckless driving! Right?The ‘Spiritual Insurance Policy’ Scam! Some people think: Drive like […]

The Tuesday Non-Veg Ban & The Bhakti EMI Scheme – Dharma Short-Cut
26Feb

The Tuesday Non-Veg Ban & The Bhakti EMI Scheme – Dharma Short-Cut

Tuesday: “Bhai, no chicken today! It’s Hanumanji’s day!”Wednesday: “Let’s make up for yesterday—extra tandoori platter, please!”Bonus points if they say, “Bro, I was protein deficient for one day—gotta compensate!” Moral: Because Bhakti works like EMI—skip one day and clear the dues later! Right? The ‘Selective Devotion’ Package! Many people think:Skip non-veg on Tuesday = Hanumanji […]

The Alcohol-Free Thursdays Guru Devotion Package – Dharma Short-Cut
25Feb

The Alcohol-Free Thursdays Guru Devotion Package – Dharma Short-Cut

Monday to Wednesday: “Bro, shots!”Thursday: “No alcohol today, it’s Guruvar! Respect Brihaspati!”Friday: “Ok, now let’s make up for yesterday’s ‘loss’ – bottoms up!” Moral: If you skip whiskey for one day, your spiritual credits get auto-recharged! Right? The ‘Selective Bhakti’ Trickery! Some people think:Party hard six days a week – but one day of bhakti […]

Selective Fasting & The Punya Balance Sheet Scam – Dharma Short-Cut
24Feb

Selective Fasting & The Punya Balance Sheet Scam – Dharma Short-Cut

Monday to Saturday: Gossip, cheat, lie, overcharge people, and eat junk.Sunday: “I’m fasting for Surya Dev—my sins are reset!”Moral: Because one day of “good karma” cancels six days of nonsense, right? The ‘Spiritual Math’ That Makes No Sense! Some people believe: Lie all week, but read one chapter of the Bhagavad Gita on Sunday = […]

Selective Shastra Followers – The Masters of Cherry-Picking – Dharma Short-Cut
23Feb

Selective Shastra Followers – The Masters of Cherry-Picking – Dharma Short-Cut

Imagine walking into a grand buffet, filled with hundreds of dishes, but instead of appreciating the variety, you pick just the desserts and proudly declare, “This is the complete meal!” Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, welcome to the world of Selective Shastra Followers—a unique breed of Jyotish enthusiasts who treat ancient texts like a self-serving menu, […]

Self-Knowledge and Inner Peace: A Psychological, Astrological, and Taoist Perspective
22Feb

Self-Knowledge and Inner Peace: A Psychological, Astrological, and Taoist Perspective

Introduction Understanding oneself is the foundation of understanding the world. The great wisdom traditions—Psychology, Jyotish (Vedic Astrology), and Taoism—converge on this truth: Inner peace arises when we let go of ego, desires, and attachments. Lao Tzu, the ancient Taoist sage, said in the Tao Te Ching: “Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom. […]

The Pilgrimage Cleanse Package—Dharma Short-Cut
21Feb

The Pilgrimage Cleanse Package—Dharma Short-Cut

“Bhai, sab paap Ganga mein baha diye!” – and now I’m back to my usual business of lying, cheating, and cutting corners. But don’t worry, next year, another dip in the Ganges will reset my karma balance! Jyotish Insight: Ever heard of the 12th house in astrology? It represents moksha, loss, foreign travels, and… sins! […]