Tuesday: “Bhai, no chicken today! It’s Hanumanji’s day!”
Wednesday: “Let’s make up for yesterday—extra tandoori platter, please!”
Bonus points if they say, “Bro, I was protein deficient for one day—gotta compensate!”
Moral: Because Bhakti works like EMI—skip one day and clear the dues later! Right?
The ‘Selective Devotion’ Package!
Many people think:
Skip non-veg on Tuesday = Hanumanji is happy!
Eat double on Wednesday = Balance restored!
Tell everyone ‘I respect Hanumanji’ = instant punya points!
Reality Check: Hanumanji isn’t running a “Spiritual EMI Scheme,” where one day of restraint cancels six days of indulgence!
Jyotish Insight: How Your Planetary Logic is Failing!
In Jyotish, Hanumanji is connected to Mars (Mangal) and the 3rd house of discipline & self-control.
He represents strength, celibacy, devotion, and absolute willpower—not selective spirituality based on cravings!
If you believe:
Skipping non-veg once a week = Divine blessings forever!
Eating extra the next day = No karma issues!
Then Mars is either weak or you’re deeply Rahu-influenced!
What Happens When You Use ‘Shortcut Bhakti’?
- A weak Mars = No self-discipline, fake devotion, selective restraint.
- A strong Mars = Real tapasya, controlling urges, true spiritual willpower.
- If your Mangal Dasha is weak, one-day dietary sacrifices won’t fix it!
- Instead of “Tuesday non-veg bans,” how about real discipline all week?
The Real Jyotish Remedy for Hanumanji’s Blessings
- Build real strength & control, like Hanumanji himself.
- Practice discipline beyond just food—fix speech, thoughts, and habits!
- Offer seva and selfless service—Hanumanji doesn’t care about chicken, but he cares about character!
Lesson for Jyotish Students:
Hanumanji is not keeping a food diary—he’s watching your mind, discipline, and devotion.
If you truly respect Mars & Hanumanji, develop real strength—not just ‘skip chicken on Tuesday’ strategies!
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Jai Bajrang Bali!
– Vinayak Bhatt