When someone dreams of watching a funeral or attending a cremation, it is a strong message from their ancestral karma. In Nadi Astrology, such dreams are deeply connected to Saturn and Ketu’s influence, which represent past-life debts, ancestral responsibilities, and … Read the rest

Visits a temple, clicks a selfie in front of the deity, uploads with the caption—”Feeling Blessed.”
Spends five minutes getting the perfect filter, checking likes, and replying to comments.
On the way out, a hungry beggar asks for food. Completely … Read the rest

Runs a scam business, overcharges clients, manipulates people.
No worries—just chant “Om Namah Shivaya” 108 times, and you’re instantly pure!
If a business deal is stuck, just do one extra round of japa—”Jaldi kaam ho jaye, toh ek aur jaap … Read the rest

Steals at work, overcharges people, evades taxes. But once a month, donates a coconut at the temple.
“Bhagwan sab maaf kar dega!”
Gives a big laddu to Ganpati and confidently declares, “My business will boom now!”
Moral: Apparently, punya … Read the rest

Zooms past a red light, no seatbelt, overtaking like it’s a Fast & Furious scene…
But don’t worry—there’s a Hanuman sticker on the dashboard, so nothing can go wrong!
“Arre, Hanumanji sambhal lenge!”
(But wears a helmet only when police … Read the rest

Tuesday: “Bhai, no chicken today! It’s Hanumanji’s day!”
Wednesday: “Let’s make up for yesterday—extra tandoori platter, please!”
Bonus points if they say, “Bro, I was protein deficient for one day—gotta compensate!”

Moral: Because Bhakti works like … Read the rest

Monday to Saturday: Gossip, cheat, lie, overcharge people, and eat junk.
Sunday: “I’m fasting for Surya Dev—my sins are reset!”
Moral: Because one day of “good karma” cancels six days of nonsense, right?

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