Steals at work, overcharges people, evades taxes. But once a month, donates a coconut at the temple.
“Bhagwan sab maaf kar dega!”
Gives a big laddu to Ganpati and confidently declares, “My business will boom now!”
Moral: Apparently, punya … Read the rest

Zooms past a red light, no seatbelt, overtaking like it’s a Fast & Furious scene…
But don’t worry—there’s a Hanuman sticker on the dashboard, so nothing can go wrong!
“Arre, Hanumanji sambhal lenge!”
(But wears a helmet only when police … Read the rest

Tuesday: “Bhai, no chicken today! It’s Hanumanji’s day!”
Wednesday: “Let’s make up for yesterday—extra tandoori platter, please!”
Bonus points if they say, “Bro, I was protein deficient for one day—gotta compensate!”

Moral: Because Bhakti works like … Read the rest

Monday to Saturday: Gossip, cheat, lie, overcharge people, and eat junk.
Sunday: “I’m fasting for Surya Dev—my sins are reset!”
Moral: Because one day of “good karma” cancels six days of nonsense, right?

The ‘Spiritual Math’ That

Imagine walking into a grand buffet, filled with hundreds of dishes, but instead of appreciating the variety, you pick just the desserts and proudly declare, “This is the complete meal!” Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, welcome to the world of Selective … Read the rest