How Guruji Uncovered Generational Karma through Silence and Smoke

It was a grey morning. A distant relative of one of Guruji’s long-time disciples had passed away. As a gesture of respect, Guruji and I attended the cremation.

The atmosphere was … Read the rest

Agastya Nadi Karmic Secrets for Jyotish Students by Vinayak Bhatt

In one of his previous lives, this soul had many responsibilities—he was a leader, businessman, or even a king. But due to selfish decisions, he ignored his own child. In … Read the rest

Agastya Nadi Karmic Secrets for Jyotish Students by Vinayak Bhatt

In one of his past lives, this soul was a brilliant student. He studied all shastras under a great Guru. But as time passed, pride entered his heart. He started … Read the rest

Refuses to perform Pind Daan for ancestors.
“Arre bhai, wo sab nahi karna! What’s the point of all these old rituals?”
But when it comes to Lakshmi Pooja, suddenly, full enthusiasm—elaborate setup, detailed rituals, and multiple rounds of aarti.
“Lakshmi … Read the rest

Visits a temple, clicks a selfie in front of the deity, uploads with the caption—”Feeling Blessed.”
Spends five minutes getting the perfect filter, checking likes, and replying to comments.
On the way out, a hungry beggar asks for food. Completely … Read the rest

Walks into a temple, donates ₹100 with full devotion.
“Bhagwanji, bless me with a Mercedes!”
Five minutes later, at a street vendor’s stall—
“Baba, ek rupee bhi zyada nahi dunga!”
Moral: Charity is only for impressing the gods, not … Read the rest

Steals at work, overcharges people, evades taxes. But once a month, donates a coconut at the temple.
“Bhagwan sab maaf kar dega!”
Gives a big laddu to Ganpati and confidently declares, “My business will boom now!”
Moral: Apparently, punya … Read the rest

Zooms past a red light, no seatbelt, overtaking like it’s a Fast & Furious scene…
But don’t worry—there’s a Hanuman sticker on the dashboard, so nothing can go wrong!
“Arre, Hanumanji sambhal lenge!”
(But wears a helmet only when police … Read the rest

Tuesday: “Bhai, no chicken today! It’s Hanumanji’s day!”
Wednesday: “Let’s make up for yesterday—extra tandoori platter, please!”
Bonus points if they say, “Bro, I was protein deficient for one day—gotta compensate!”

Moral: Because Bhakti works like … Read the rest

Monday to Saturday: Gossip, cheat, lie, overcharge people, and eat junk.
Sunday: “I’m fasting for Surya Dev—my sins are reset!”
Moral: Because one day of “good karma” cancels six days of nonsense, right?

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