Monday to Wednesday: “Bro, shots!”
Thursday: “No alcohol today, it’s Guruvar! Respect Brihaspati!”
Friday: “Ok, now let’s make up for yesterday’s ‘loss’ – bottoms up!”
Moral: If you skip whiskey for one day, your spiritual credits get auto-recharged! Right?
The ‘Selective Bhakti’ Trickery!
Some people think:
Party hard six days a week – but one day of bhakti = Punya restored!
Avoid alcohol only on Thursday – because Jupiter (Guru) is watching!
Compensate with extra drinks on Friday – because Brihaspati Dev has ‘logged out’ for the weekend!
Reality Check: Jupiter is not a college professor who only checks attendance on Thursdays!
Jyotish Insight – Why This ‘One-Day Devotion’ Won’t Work!
In Jyotish, Brihaspati (Jupiter) represents:
Wisdom & Discernment – Making the right choices daily.
Self-Control – Knowing when to stop indulgence.
Righteousness (Dharma) – Practicing values consistently, not just on Guruvar!
But what happens when you live recklessly six days a week & act spiritual only on Thursdays?
Your Guru Dasha or Jupiter Transit won’t magically favor you just because you skipped one drink!
Jupiter’s blessings come from daily righteous living, not selective abstinence.
The 9th house (Dharma) and 5th house (wisdom) don’t activate by ‘one-day fasting’ rituals alone!
What Happens to Your Horoscope When You Use ‘Spiritual Loopholes’?
Weak Jupiter = Poor decision-making, blind faith, no real wisdom.
Strong Jupiter = Ethical, disciplined, truly wise—not just ‘one-day bhakti’ expert.
If your Guru Dasha is weak, skipping whiskey for one day won’t fix it.
Instead of ‘no drinks on Thursday,’ how about ‘wise choices all week’?
The Real Jyotish Remedy for Brihaspati’s Blessings
Practice wisdom DAILY, not just on Thursdays.
Control indulgence all the time, not just selectively.
Help others selflessly—Guru’s real blessing comes from giving knowledge.
Lesson for Jyotish Students:
Guru is called Deva Guru—the divine teacher. He blesses those who respect knowledge, not those who play ‘one-day fasting’ games!
If you really respect Brihaspati, build true wisdom—not just ‘skip whiskey once a week’ strategies!
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Jai Guru Dev!
– Vinayak Bhatt