Zooms past a red light, no seatbelt, overtaking like it’s a Fast & Furious scene…
But don’t worry—there’s a Hanuman sticker on the dashboard, so nothing can go wrong!
“Arre, Hanumanji sambhal lenge!”
(But wears a helmet only when police are nearby!
Moral: Because divine insurance covers reckless driving! Right?
The ‘Spiritual Insurance Policy’ Scam!
Some people think:
Drive like a maniac but keep Hanuman’s photo = No accidents!
Ignore road safety rules but chant Hanuman Chalisa = Guaranteed protection!
Act irresponsibly but visit a temple = Instant karma reset!
Reality Check: Hanumanji is a protector, not your personal road safety officer!
Jyotish Insight – Why ‘Faith Without Action’ Won’t Work!
In Jyotish, Hanumanji is connected to Mars (Mangal), the planet of discipline, strength, and protection.
He represents valor, wisdom, and conscious action—not reckless behavior disguised as ‘bhakti’!
If you believe:
Faith alone removes consequences
No need for responsibility if you pray enough
Then your Mars (Mangal) is either weak or badly afflicted by Rahu!
What Happens When You Use ‘Shortcut Bhakti’?
Weak Mars = No discipline, careless actions, blind faith without logic.
Strong Mars = Taking responsibility, practicing caution, real bravery.
If your Mangal Dasha is weak, no sticker or talisman will protect you if you act irresponsibly.
Instead of blind faith, how about logical action backed by spirituality?
The Real Jyotish Remedy for Hanumanji’s Blessings
Have faith, but also use common sense!
Follow rules and discipline—because that’s what Hanumanji represents.
Respect Mars’ energy—be fearless, but not reckless.
Lesson for Jyotish Students:
Hanumanji is not your personal road safety department—he blesses those who act wisely, not those who expect miracles while ignoring common sense!
If you truly respect Mars & Hanumanji, show it through discipline, caution, and dharma—not just a car sticker!
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Jai Bajrang Bali!
– Vinayak Bhatt