Visits a temple, clicks a selfie in front of the deity, uploads with the caption—”Feeling Blessed.”
Spends five minutes getting the perfect filter, checking likes, and replying to comments.
On the way out, a hungry beggar asks for food. Completely … Read the rest

Walks into a temple, donates ₹100 with full devotion.
“Bhagwanji, bless me with a Mercedes!”
Five minutes later, at a street vendor’s stall—
“Baba, ek rupee bhi zyada nahi dunga!”
Moral: Charity is only for impressing the gods, not … Read the rest

Tuesday: “Bhai, no chicken today! It’s Hanumanji’s day!”
Wednesday: “Let’s make up for yesterday—extra tandoori platter, please!”
Bonus points if they say, “Bro, I was protein deficient for one day—gotta compensate!”

Moral: Because Bhakti works like … Read the rest