Tuesday: “Bhai, no chicken today! It’s Hanumanji’s day!”
Wednesday: “Let’s make up for yesterday—extra tandoori platter, please!”
Bonus points if they say, “Bro, I was protein deficient for one day—gotta compensate!”
Moral: Because Bhakti works like … Read the rest
Monday to Wednesday: “Bro, shots!”
Thursday: “No alcohol today, it’s Guruvar! Respect Brihaspati!”
Friday: “Ok, now let’s make up for yesterday’s ‘loss’ – bottoms up!”
Monday to Saturday: Gossip, cheat, lie, overcharge people, and eat junk.
Sunday: “I’m fasting for Surya Dev—my sins are reset!”
Moral: Because one day of “good karma” cancels six days of nonsense, right?
Imagine walking into a grand buffet, filled with hundreds of dishes, but instead of appreciating the variety, you pick just the desserts and proudly declare, “This is the complete meal!” Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, welcome to the world of Selective … Read the rest
Understanding oneself is the foundation of understanding the world. The great wisdom traditions—Psychology, Jyotish (Vedic Astrology), and Taoism—converge on this truth: Inner peace arises when we let go of ego, desires, and attachments.
Lao Tzu, the ancient Taoist sage, … Read the rest
“Bhai, sab paap Ganga mein baha diye!” – and now I’m back to my usual business of lying, cheating, and cutting corners. But don’t worry, next year, another dip in the Ganges will reset my karma balance!
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Ah, here we go again—the age-old debate of whether astrological remedies work or not. Some people claim remedies are useless and that we should just “work on ourselves.” Well, let’s put this argument under the microscope and see if it … Read the rest
In Jyotish, the concept of Sattva—the attribute of purity, harmony, and balance—is critical to a person’s prosperity and alignment with dharma. Maharishi Mahesh Yogi’s remarks, “Success depends not on accessories but on Sattva,” are profoundly rooted in the fundamental principles … Read the rest
Mauni Amavasya, observed on Wednesday, January 29, 2025, is a day of great spiritual significance during the Maha Kumbh Mela. On the new moon day, devotees assemble to take a sacred bath in the Triveni Sangam (the junction of the … Read the rest
As an astrologer, I’ve always been curious about the deep connections between the stars and our lives. Among the 27 Nakshatras, Bharani Nakshatra has always fascinated me. Bharani is ruled by Venus (As per Vimshottari Dasha Scheme), the planet of … Read the rest
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